Exposed: Does the evil of ‘Big Oil’ reach all the way to the top?
November 16th, 2006 by JW
This is the type of hard hitting expose that you will find nowhere else. I recieved this press report this very moment from a very creditable source, read on!
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There is stunning evidence that we must share with the world concerning the following portion of the Bible record:
“Then the kingdom of heaven shall be likened to ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. ”Now five of them were wise, and five were foolish. ”Those who were foolish took their lamps and took no oil with them, ”but the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. ”But while the bridegroom was delayed, they all slumbered and slept. ”And at midnight a cry was heard: ‘Behold, the bridegroom is coming; go out to meet him!’ ”Then all those virgins arose and trimmed their lamps. ”And the foolish said to the wise, ‘Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.’ ”But the wise answered, saying, ‘No, lest there should not be enough for us and you; but go rather to those who sell, and buy for yourselves.’ ”And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the wedding; and the door was shut. ”Afterward the other virgins came also, saying, ‘Lord, Lord, open to us!’ ”But he answered and said, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, I do not know you.’
It is very clear to the intellectually honest what is going on here. Big oil got to Jesus! He demands that all have enough oil to keep their lamps burning indefinitely! I wonder if he even bothered to check the current market rates on oil commodities before issuing this command! Perhaps the lady who only gave two mites at the temple only had two mites left because she had sent the rest directly into the pockets of the fat cats at ‘big oil’…. well, this was our first impression too, but wait, we thought, Jesus was thrice tempted by Satan and thrice denied with an ‘it is written’… so how could big oil have gotten to him?
Well its really quite simple, they tried to get to Jesus and failed, but that wasn’t a problem, because big oil runs deep… You see it all boils down to an ancient unholy alliance between the Pope, the masons, and Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
You see back in 1 Chronicles 14, we read that Hiram the king of tyre not only sent lumber milled from the finest cedars of Lebanon, but he also sent carpenters and MASONS. Yep you heard me right. This was the upstart of the secretive order of masons… why was it formed? It was formed by the king of Tyre to protect oil interests. Hirams workers struck oil when digging the foundations of the temple and setting the pilings. Hiram then set his workers to a dubious task of hiding this find and building a secret underground pipeline. Eventually, he had oil interests spread across the region… but he needed an army to protect his oil interests, and so eventually, the secret order set up one of their own masons, named Mohammed, to found a ‘religion’ which was actually just a front for the mason ‘big oil’ army.
Fast forward. Jesus was born. The masons attempted to win them to their cause but were unable. After His death, they figured it didn’t matter, but a few hundred years later when Christianity was quickly growing, the masons again set up a ‘religion’ to spread their cause. They set up a man they called Pope. Eventually through an alliance of the masons and the catholics a ‘canon’ of the scriptures was produced. Perfect in every way, except that they altered one small parable, neatly tucked away in Matthew 25.
Today, both the pope and president Ahmedinijad are 53rd degree ‘maroon’ level grand poohbahs of the masonic organization and together strive to create a feeling of unease over the oil fields in the middle east to drive up the prices of oil. So big oil is an all invasive part of our world and they have duped us for thousands of years. We implore all good people on this Earth to fight back and get back to the Bible. In researching this story we were able to discover a secret document encoded within the constitution wherin I found the real story of Matthew 25…
The virgins weren’t to take lamps at all, but to use small wind-up flashlights, the ones who were sent away were the one’s who brought the oil lamps and all that extra oil! “How DARE YOU!” Cried the bridegroom, don’t you know that oil is not a replenishable resource!
Shame on you Big Oil… Shame on you.
This has been a press release from OPEC (the Organization of Paranoid Environmentalists for Christ)
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There you have it folks, another Blog for Today exclusive report. There will be more to come, so until then, keep your lamps burning… err, cranking, I mean.
~ JW for thegospelfortoday.com
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