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These two should get together… “Next round’s on God, everybody!”

February 28th, 2007 by JW

Two spiffy bits of news to share for today.  One story I read awhile back, but hung onto it for awhile and the other just came out today.  Here’s the scoop(s)

1. In God he trusts, but police don’t buy it

2. Beer-vangelism at young church has Missouri Baptists hopping mad

I was interested to note that God uses Bank One and that His checks won’t clear the bank!  Our church has its account at Bank One and I am glad to know that this is the divinely approved establishment.  His account is running too low to clear $50,000?  I wonder what He spent it all on…

Ebay Auction

Another Auction

And Another

Oh dear, it looks like God has maxed out on his PayPal purchases… that explains it.

On the Evangelistic front, The Journey church in St. Louis figures, if young folks can’t find Jesus in the Bible, maybe they can find Him at the bottom of a beer stein.  At least these folks would have a better excuse for whooping, hollering, and falling all over eachother than those at a Benny Hinn service.  I wonder if they use unfermented juice during communion… I’m starting to think that maybe the ‘Garrett’s Creek church and casino’ has a nice ring to it… you know… for the young people… you call it sin, I call it ‘emergent‘.

                  Worship?

That’s all for now, I wonder if any of my readers have thoughts on these stories?  Let’s talk about it!

~JW, for thegospelfortoday.com

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In the news: Jesus turns white, Michael Jackson jealous; In other news: youths take Jesus to the movies, Michael Jackson jealous

December 11th, 2006 by JW
‘Tis the season for ridiculous amounts of ‘religious’ news from the drive-by media and today’s news cycle turned out some jewels… read’em and weep:

 

Read on for a slightly irritating, slightly amusing, slightly sarcastic and very slightly serious analysis –>

 

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News from HOT SPRINGS, AK: Outdoor Ice Rink Melts

November 26th, 2006 by JW
The above headline made me chuckle.  Here is the story in all its obvious detail:
    

Skating rinks melt under Arkansas sun

 

We all have a tendency to miss details that are this obvious.  We miss evangelistic opportunities that are right in front of our faces.  We overlook problems that our brethren are having, when we should have been moving to help them months ago.  We overlook possible converts due to our own notions of who is ‘convertable’…  Are these harmless oversights, or are we skating on thin ice?  Read On –> 

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Headline: Stop mailing fake grenades, Canadians told

October 24th, 2006 by JW
grenadeDoes anyone see anything wrong with this headline?  It makes me think of the old saying about ‘not seeing the forest for the trees.’  It seems like the emphasis should be on not mailing ANY grenades instead of focusing on the fake ones!  It seems that we sometimes fall into this trap as Christians too.  While it is important to follow Christ in particulars, we need to stop and assess whether we are still following the major precepts as well. (see Matthew 23:23)
       

I’ve heard this problem referred to as, “majoring in minors.”  We all have a tendency to do this, we get dragged down with the mundane details of our jobs, of cleaning the kitchen, changing diapers, walking the dog, going to the gym, etc.  Sometimes we start focusing on these small details until we are on the brink of insanity.  It is not until we step back and see the big picture of WHY we work (to support our family), why we clean and change diapers (to keep a happy and healthy home and family), why we go to the gym (to stick around awhile longer)… that we see that these details are necessary if we want to meet our major goals.
      

So as we strive to keep a proper pattern of worship, strive to preach by a ‘thus saith the Lord’, strive to go through our day without cussing, drinking, knocking someone out, running over someone in a fit of road rage, etc…  Let us take a few moments EVERY day to step back and remember the MAJOR reasons for doing these minor things, and then take time to thank God for every reason we can think of.
      

Thanking the Lord daily for all that I have and all that I am, ~JW

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Hypocrisy made apparent in Headlines

October 20th, 2006 by JW
Headline 1: Priest admits being naked with Foley ex-rep. Mark Foley
   

It doesn’t take a divine mind like Jesus had to call this out as grand hypocrisy!  Read on –>

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Thoughts on the news

October 8th, 2006 by JW
Its been quite a while since I last posted to our blog, but there are two news stories that caught my attention recently and I thought they may interest my readers as well.  One is news from the ‘religious’ world and the other is a piece about a recent scientific discovery.  Please read on as I rant about each one in turn.  Enjoy!

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